Teacher: Can anyone give an example of a metaphor?
Me: *pulls out cigarette*
Teacher: Not fucking again.
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
dont worry mom its a metaphor
if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
when you think your cramps are finished but then
@JackAllTimeLow: Creepin’ on the creepers. (x)
I think we all just want that one person who would do anything to keep us from swallowing a bottle of pills